Sunday, April 08, 2007

School tomorrow? End of my sorrow.

The title sounds weird, doesn't it?
For the first time in my life I am actually waiting for the holidays to get over!
I am really bored right now and this is not even a proper post.
70 posts left to reach 100.
Sigh.
And let me say it right here, right now.
I ain't lovestruck foo no more.



I am the Fish.
*smiles*

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tired of tags?

Name:
* Machli

Describe Yourself In Two Words:
* Super woman?

Describe The Following In 2-3 Words:
* Cricket: Its so overrated here in India. I mean, who would want to see un-cute (brett's no exception) guys hitting a ball!?
* I-Pods: Unnecessary but well.. show off.. :D
* Studies: But.. they shouldn't pressurize us students so much, yaa..

Who Would You Associate With The Following Personalities:
* Umbridge: Our physics lab assistant!
* Avril Lavigne: Any girl on this planet..
* Daniel Radcliffe: Somebody whose name starts with 'D' too and thats not me.
* czpillokuwhspkuxawey- Yes. Yes. Yes. *nods* I'd like to associate it with yewaxukpshwukollipzc.

Have You Ever Fainted? If yes, When?:
* Never. I might have fainted when I was sleeping or something but well, i don't remember it.

Do You Believe In Fairy-Tale Endings?
* I'd like to have one but.. I know I won't.

* Something/someone that agitates you:
Someone: A & S (I hope they aren't reading this!), Another S who's S's friend (yeah yeah), all heartbreakers in this world, politicians (so fake), models (yes, they're fake too), people who play metal (ugh..?!) etc.
Something: When people fake a relationship, When people break a relationship for a reason that ain't good enough, When people lie, When people pretend, When people act like they love you but they don't (you know what I'm talking about), When people bring tears to your eyes and don't realize it.. isn't it obvious? (that hurts the most..).


That one time you thought-' I wish I had a boyfriend' (This question only prevails for all
those who are single)
* Yes, me too.. whenever I see a romantic movie and whenever I see a cute couple snuggling but hey.. I don't know...

Favourite Pastime:
* Internet, my blog, books, music, talking to myself (no, i am not mad and thats a good pastime!) etc.

For you, What is the meaning of the word 'vice'?
* For me? I think vice is .. very-ice?! I know me bad at cracking jokes and that wasn't even a joke! HAH!

Do You Lie?
* Everybody does. White lies don't count, do they? No, they don't. I know better! :D

Something about the person, who sent you this tag:
* She is my alter ego. She is not me. She is exactly like me. She is the sister destiny forgot to gave me. She is the best friend one would die for. She is the most amazing girl on this plant. A, are you listening? You just missed out, dude..

All those who you want to tag:
* Whoever reads this and Prerna, Shy, Vasu esp.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Talk about skinny dipping..


And this is what I like to do..

Friday, March 09, 2007

Tag-II

FULL NAME:

Disha.. ahh.. um.. ugh.. okay.

NICKNAME(s) :

I don’t have many since my name is un-spoilable :P

Dish

Dishu

Dish Fish

Dish Pish (and no, pish does not mean piss.. it does not mean anything..)

HOMETOWN:

New Delhi

BORN:

1st July, 1947.. uh.. 1991.

CURRENT RESIDENCE:

My neighbour’s home.. What do I do there?.. Well, he has a cute son.. wink wink.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:

I don’t eat either.

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING:

Mayonnaise (I know I’m boring!)

DO YOU DRINK?:

No, coke and pepsi contain pesticides.

SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER OR JUST CONDITIONER:

Just conditioner.. Mere sundar baalon ka raaz.. sadak chhaap conditioner.. ding dong! :P

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:

Meaning?

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE:

Yes, I do! I love making fun of people I hate!

FAVORITE COLORS:

Pink, Black, White, Blue, Purple etc.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:

No, I am innocent!

ONE PILLOW OR TWO:

Two! :D

PETS:

None. :[ But.. I want Prince, Pip and Champagne! :D

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC:

I like all genres. Almost all. I hate metal.

DREAM CAR:

Uh.. I am not ‘into’ cars.. uh.. you get the idea?

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW:

I hate driving. I don’t even know how to drive a bicycle.. Oh, I know how to drive a tricycle!

WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:

I haven’t had a car, ever.

TOOTHPASTE:

Dant Manjan. :P

FAVORITE FOOD:

Junk stuff, Italian, Indian, <3chocolates>

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:

No, I get BLONG with my parents.. (geddit.. Along Blong.. :P HAHA!)

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN:

Chicago, Usa. All my cousins live there!!

FAVORITE ICE CREAM:

I love Gellato’s (I dunno the spellings..) icecreams and B&R.

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK:

Something that isn’t hard.

FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY:

Monopoly, yep.

WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY:

Mornings!!

FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR:

Two months’ hols & Christmas hols!

ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK:

Nike.

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE:

I LOVE AXE AIR! :D But it’s a deodorant..

FAVORITE WEBSITE:

Blogspot, hi5, orkut.. etc.

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL:

Math!

FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE:

In her shoes. Lovely movie! I wish I had a sister..

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT:

Math.. :S

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC

DRINK :

I drank red wine once.. Legally.. and boy, I hate all alcoholic drinks.. eww.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:

I hate sports.

MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT:

Sigh. Everyday I end up embarrassing myself in someway or the other.. :P but then, it is a stress buster when I think about it after some time and say.. “Gawd.. I was sooo stupid!!!”

Oh and one of them was when I fell for S&A.

CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW:

Vasudha, Aanchal, Shraddha, Needi, Neeti, Shailee.. in short.. all my friends!

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:

Exactly, literacy.. me too, vasu! And then, sense of humour and sastas!

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:

Boshy?!

Boshy is bushy. The end.

PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:

Everybody who reads this is tagged and everybody who doesn’t do this was least likely to respond anyway.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

We're not Romeo, not Juliet.

This is my current favourite. A song by Bryan Adams called 'Not Romeo, not Juliet'. Read the lyrics. Even if you haven't heard it. I am sure you'd want to hear it after that.


This is story about a boy and girl
Trying find a life in the big world
Somehow they're together
There ain't much to the mystery
Misery loves company
She just waves her hand and says whatever
Well this ain't love this ain't love this ain't love at all
And he says...
Hw long does it take to fill this emptyness
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
He ain't pretty with his hard old heart
Second generation immigrant scars
And he knows that this ain't heaven - no
She's all skinny like a cigarette
And he's the only thing - the only thing that she respects
And he's trying to make it better
This ain't love this ain't love this ain't love at all
And she says...
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
You'd thought you'd seen it all - but you ain't seen nothin' yet
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
Now it's just you and I
We're nothin' unless we try
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
It has feel right but it never does
It has to be perfect but it never is
You wanna be sure but you never do
We're not Romeo or Juliet - it's just me and you
We don't wanna say bye-bye
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
Babe it's just you and I
We don't wanna say bye-bye
Babe it's just you and I
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
Hw long does it take to fill this emptyness
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
Now it's just you and I
We're nothin' unless we try
oh no
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
No we're not - that's a fact

I hate Valentine's Day.




Does that title sound ironic, funny, dumb, stupid etcetera? Well, it's true for all those who feel that way. I hate Valentine's Day. Not because I do not have a boyfriend, not because I am a loner, not because I hate to cuddle up by myself in my bed. Strike, strike, strike.
I hate Valentine's Day because it's just a day in February when lovers choose to make their private life public by eating each other's faces (or smooching, in polite terms) in public and that's gross.

I am not Anti-love, just Anti-Valentine. Why do you choose one day in a whole year to show your love? What happens to true love after that? Is it just for one day!? I don't think so.
As far as I have seen, learnt and read true love is supposed to be forever and not just for one day i.e. February 14th.
It's really weird that people chose February 14th of all the days in the year. Why? There are so many questions unanswered. Like I read somewhere,
"One day in February isn't special. You are."
Now, that's true. Is your loved one supposed to be special or Feb 14th? Now, I am not saying that every lover should be beaten to death just because they are making out on February 14th. We should understand the concept of love which is very wrong when we talk about the so called Gen-X. Ask them what's love and they'll come up with all kinds of answers which point to the fact that they do not know the meaning of love (well, most of them). So why do we all show off so much? Don't we already have iPods, cellphones and other tech stuff to show off? Why show off love of all feelings? It's really sad that we do this. Most of the people going out do what I mentioned above. Does that make you feel any cooler, better, nicer? What if you are not serious and the other person is? Won't you love it if you break her/his heart? Won't it be so cool to show off that he/she was such a wannabe and such a loser that he/she was deeply committed in a relationship? Oh, what fun!
I do not deny that I am a part of the Gen-x but I am not like those who love for showing off. At least, I don't think I am like that and I'll try my best not to be like that, ever.


Signing off on a lovely note,
sarcastically moody,
me.

p.s: i didn't go through this post twice, so if you find anything wrong please be kind enough to point it out for me.
kthnx.
and Happy Valentine's Day (scowls).

Monday, February 05, 2007

Finished writing, already?

Well, seems like JK scrawled on the marble bust of Balmoral hotel which is in Edinburgh that she finished writing Harry Potter there.
Also, this hotel is located on Princes Street.. which may or may not be a snape reference.. Half Blood Prince.

"JK Rowling finished writing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this room (652) on 11th Jan 2007."
According to the BBC: "We can confirm JK Rowling did write some of the book at the Balmoral last month and did complete the book at that hotel."

(information was taken from mugglenet.. the one and only source of info for all pottermaniacs.)

Sunday, February 04, 2007

No board pressure here..

Prolonged exposure to www.fanfiction.net has been linked to many debilitating diseases and symptoms, including but not limited to:

  • Tears of blood
  • Limp Wrist(s)
  • Male Pregnancy
  • Eating Babies
  • Shaking
  • Seizures
  • Death
  • The common cold
  • Cancer
  • AIDS
  • Amnesia
  • Amnesia (see, i forgot what i had written above..)
  • Craving for brains
  • STDs
  • Being a pitied fool
  • The existence of Canada
  • 'The Fungus'
  • Anti-Semitism
  • Amnesia (yet again..)
  • Excess Santorum
  • Violent and Disturbed Monkeys Coming To Kill You In The Night
  • ??? Amnesia?
  • Profit!
Disclaimer: I copy pasted this from somewhere.. so if you don't like this post.. go sue them & if you are interested to know.. email me!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Stairway to heaven.


This, ladies and gentlemen is for those who want to climb the stairway to heaven.

Monday, January 22, 2007

New template and a new me.

Another experiment with my template.. this time, its the blogger template. You like it?
Ahh.. anyway, i like it & tomorrow is my science practical. :( *sniff sniff*
I know I am going to flunk Physics!!! I hate science! I hate Cbse! I hate 10th! I hate Boards!



I wish I was a witch. Could burn 'em alive and devour them all.
Thats what they deserve.
Idiots.
More later.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

I'm lovin it!

HEY!
No more small, extra small, large or extra large fonts!
I'm lovin' this!
How come my template hasn't changed till now? *taps foot impatiently*
& how come the blogspot templates which are available are just the ones that were available in the normal blogger?
Well, but I like this.
Mmmm.
I hated that font thing but wait.. how do I change my font style here?
Any way to do that?
I need to change my display pic like all o' you.
*laughs maniacishly*
Ok.
I am overreacting.
Signing off now. RIGHT NOW!

Friday, January 05, 2007

& so she (s)taggered to get up again.

Tagged.
Yeah, so. This is the first time I am using the 'Normal size' font. God, I hate this. I like the small font. This is too big for me.

-Craziest thing you did this year
Me and craziness? 10000000 kilometers apart. I know I ain't funny. Big deal.

-Most normal thing you did this year
I studied.

-How was your rapport with the insects this time?
Well, it was better than with humans, I guess. Most of them probably hate talking to me. But the insects.. oh the love my sense of humour.. don'tcha li'l andy? *andy nods in approval*

-New Year resolutions??
* be a li'l more truthful. like, don't lie to people about their underwears.
* try to let go of stuff easily.
* eat a li'l less and exercise.
*
try to be less friendly with the insects. they ask me to do weird stuff.
* spend time with my friends.
* spend time with my family.
* spend time with myself.
* try to stay away from certain people.
* be a li'l more confident.
* write more.
* read science fiction.
* read autobiographies.
* visit oxford bookstore twice a week.
* visit any library twice a week.
* do my homework.
* complete my practical files (for 10th).
* write in my journal.
and some other blah.

-One thing you learnt this year
That learning is just a waste of time. Reading and understanding are more important.
(geez, do i sound like my teacher?)

-Fav movie this year

All the chick flicks and the funny ones. + RDB.

-Fav TV shows this year
Would Roadies be considered a part of last year? And, I love Friends and Full house, though I don't watch full house anymore.

-So.....was the hospital your second home?
Touch wood. Touch wood. Touch wood. No, never.

-Get into Confucious mode.A one-liner summing up '06?
If cbse gives you shit.. throw it back into their faces. I hate 10th. Grr.

Yes, so I finally completed this.
All the best for the preboards, everyone. May your wishes come true.
& a happy happy happy new (y)ear.