No board pressure here..

Prolonged exposure to www.fanfiction.net has been linked to many debilitating diseases and symptoms, including but not limited to:

• Tears of blood
• Limp Wrist(s)
• Male Pregnancy
• Eating Babies
• Shaking
• Seizures
• Death
  
• The common cold
• Cancer
  
• AIDS
  
• Amnesia
  
• Amnesia (see, i forgot what i had written above..)
  
• Craving for brains
• STDs
  
• Being a pitied fool
• The existence of Canada
• 'The Fungus'
• Anti-Semitism
  
• Amnesia (yet again..)
  
• Excess Santorum
• Violent and Disturbed Monkeys Coming To Kill You In The Night
• ??? Amnesia?
  
• Profit!

Disclaimer: I copy pasted this from somewhere.. so if you don't like this post.. go sue them & if you are interested to know.. email me!